Domain Names

Be careful what you choose for a domain name

These are all real sites. . . .

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company? http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: http://www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com

Bumper Stickers

Here are some great bumper sticker ideas:


Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

Never believe generalizations.

Avoid alliterations always.

Know When to Say When

Dyslexics are teople poo.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

The control key on the keyboard does not work.

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

On your mark, get set, go away!

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

What would Scooby do?

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.

I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Cover Me! I'm Changing Lanes

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

Old age comes at a bad time.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

Honk if you want to see my finger.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

Don't believe everything you think.

All men are idiots ... I married their king.

Earth is full. Go home.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled
blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long
time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Indian Name

A man from Lusk Wyoming tells of meeting an old
Indian who was asked what his wife's name was.

"Wife name 'Three Horse'," he answered.

"That's an unusual name for your wife.  What
does 'Three Horse' actually signify?"

"It's an old Indian name for 'Nag, Nag, Nag'."