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7/20/2009

Did you ever Wonder?

Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

18 Comments:

Blogger scriblegurl said...

Wow, I never really wondered all that. But now that I've read you're post, I'm starting to wonder.

BA~~53

1:31 PM

 
Blogger George said...

WoW, I never looked at it this way. It makes me wonder what else is there.

1:37 PM

 
Blogger . said...

Hilarious.

Ted.

7:10 PM

 
Blogger Eko Prasetyo said...

YOU CAN BE THE NEXT PLATO :D

8:24 PM

 
Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

Heheh..I love this! dvcqfvxw

1:27 AM

 
Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

damn...sorry, for some reason I typed the "verification word" in the post...LOL!

1:27 AM

 
Blogger Nancyrowina said...

some good points, and very funny! Good post.

11:50 AM

 
Blogger M. Kingan said...

these are all very good points to ponder... you should see some of the ones I put up under "Things that keep me up at night" on www.kinganblog.blogspot.com

7:37 AM

 
Blogger ZorbaZiv said...

Haven’t you seen the news headline of the psychic wins lottery? Psychics shared in a 22 million dollar lottery payout. http://www.psychic-junkie.com/psychic-wins-lottery.html

1:49 AM

 
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Anonymous Kelly said...

lol All of these are really interesting. ^_^

12:30 PM

 
Anonymous Gary Mchale said...

Time for some serious thinking.

LOL

1:10 PM

 
Anonymous Randy Cox said...

That lifted my spirits a bit on a cold day.

Thank you

2:11 PM

 
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Anonymous SLIM2K said...

Quite a cool post, No I am wondering!!

3:01 AM

 

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