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3/02/2006

You Broke My Balls!

A friend of mine was sitting in the doctor’s office waiting to be called back in. A young boy around 3 or 4 was actively moving about, going under the chairs, sitting on top of the tables, and just having a good time. His mother kept calling him down and was becoming quite exasperated in her efforts to keep him still.

In frustration, she finally picked him up and set him in a chair in a no-nonsense fashion.

The little boy began to cry, “My balls, you broke my balls!” He then reached in his pockets and pulled out some crushed Ping-Pong balls.

An older gentleman sitting across the room came over and gave the little boy five dollars and said, “Here son, get you some new balls. You just made my day.”


6 Comments:

Blogger Indigo Black said...

OMG. Classic :)

12:10 AM

 
Blogger Monkey Migraine said...

That's funny. Only problem is, that kid's gonna keep breaking his balls so he can get more money.

4:54 AM

 
Blogger Useless Man said...

It's fine to break your own balls. Just leave my balls alone, please and thanks.

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

4:00 PM

 
Blogger WendyWings said...

LOL that is great ( surfed here through BlogMad today and just wanted to say thanks for the laugh)

6:56 PM

 
Blogger Dr.John said...

You know out of the mouth of kids comes the best stuff for blogs.

8:26 AM

 
Blogger vasilisa said...

LOL, this is the highlight of my blogsurfing for today :-)

3:24 PM

 

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