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1/09/2006

The "D" Word!


A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

The judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

7 Comments:

Blogger Mama Mouse said...

Hi there Tach!! Love the story. Sometimes I think Mr. Mouse feels the same way about me ... and of COURSE I feel the same way about him!

3:13 PM

 
Blogger Harsha said...

Lovely story...

9:16 PM

 
Anonymous Nahtan Chan said...

Hahah! That a great one, I have to tell it to my friends...nevermind, I'd never memorize that whole thing.

12:08 AM

 
Anonymous Korean Celt said...

Ha, ha. It's funny because it's true.

9:11 AM

 
Blogger Mark Daniels said...

Funny. It reads like an old Vaudeville routine.

Mark Daniels

12:26 PM

 
Blogger Mike said...

Isn't it amazing how a lack of communication is the root of so many problems.

I wrote about that today on my blog:

www.pottytrainingsite.com

3:05 PM

 
Blogger Funky Fresh Freddie said...

CONTEST AT MY PLACE.

3:57 PM

 

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