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8/14/2005

After the Honeymoon


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly, she burst out crying. "But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language... things I had never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... Please, mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me,
what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

5 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

That was a good one...

11:39 AM

 
Blogger Koren said...

Definitely good where do you get this stuff???

3:15 PM

 
Blogger Mama Mouse said...

LOL!!! Love it!

6:33 PM

 
Blogger Tachizuno said...

Koren, I get it from here and there... my head, other spots on the web... depends how witty I'm feeling, or if I can think of a situation.

This one was from somewhere else on the web, can't recall the site.

Thanks for visiting

8:44 PM

 
Blogger K said...

Haha, I totally agree with that sentiment.

11:08 PM

 

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