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Odd thoughts and ideas

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.


Blogger Mama Mouse said...

Hmmm .... another spammer eh? Ah well!

Love the laughs! Think I'll leave the tape in the tool drawer though .... the shower is a LOT less painful! LOL

1:15 AM

Blogger Bubble Boy said...

Good stuff...

11:26 AM

Blogger Koren said...

can you email me your direct website so i can show my friend koren_peters@hotmail.com she doesn't have a blog but I was telling her about yours

11:28 AM

Anonymous intheloop said...

lololololo I'm still laughing..

8:50 AM


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