Top Ten Reasons

Top ten reasons men prefer guns to women

10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

9. You can keep one gun at home and keep another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun, he'll probably let you try it out a few times .

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally, every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND the number 1 reason a gun is favored over women...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.