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7/26/2006

Two Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"

6 Comments:

Blogger Mama Mouse said...

Hilarious! I bet that's what I would want to do if I were a statue too!

7:47 PM

 
Blogger Countess Demetria said...

That is soooo funny! ROFLOL
I was sure they were behind the bushes gettin' BUSY! hehehe

I know I would have! ;) LOL

Countess

10:40 PM

 
Blogger Patty said...

Started my morning off with a laugh. Thank you.

8:20 AM

 
Blogger K said...

Haha, that is funny!!

8:22 AM

 
Anonymous Korean Celt said...

Hee, hee, hee. That's a good one.

10:38 AM

 
Anonymous Mel Scheuermann said...

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3:15 PM

 

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