0 to 200 in 4 seconds

The couple had been debating the
purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted
a fast little sports-like car so
she could zip through traffic
around town.

He would probably have settled for
any beat up old truck, but everything
she that seemed to like was way out
of  their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something
that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
or  less.  And my birthday is coming
up. You surprise me!"


For her birthday, he bought her a brand
new bathroom scale.




Services are pending and it will be
a closed casket!