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6/07/2006

Strangers on a Train


A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

She says, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

4 Comments:

Blogger peterlavina said...

I could not stop laughing ha ha ha!

2:58 AM

 
Blogger Junebugg said...

Good one!

4:29 AM

 
Blogger THE MATERIAL BOY said...

I didn't see that coming... LOLz!
Nice!

1:34 PM

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

Hahahahah

3:08 PM

 

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