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2/22/2007

Divorced Barbie


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95.

Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95.

Divorced Barbie for $265.95"

The amazed father asks:
"What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the others only $19.95?

The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes
with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... one of Ken's Friends.

3 Comments:

Blogger Endlessmix said...

Buahaha. That's awesome

9:59 PM

 
Anonymous Tom said...

good one..LOL

4:57 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Addendum to the joke:
.the sales person also adds, she's also twice the size of all the other barbies and comes surrounded with baggage that keeps other Ken dolls from getting too close.

The father asks...sooooo what does Divorced Ken come with?

The salesman replies "Well Divorced Ken comes with a shiny new set of balls, the newer, slimmer and much more fun to play with Barbie 2.0 upgrade and a big smile that you couldn't wipe off with a belt sander.

10:28 PM

 

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